Worst Jokes Ever
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Doin' (DYM 63)?
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.
You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."
...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.