Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Worst Jokes Ever
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
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What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
How was your day, Freshfry?
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Mom! (DYM 48)
Yooo, D.K. here!
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Haymoohay?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.