Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.
Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
I still remember my grandpa's last words, "Stop wobbling the ladder, you cunt!"
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣