Orphan joke protest idea.
Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”
Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”
Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”
Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!