Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
Mom (DYM 65).
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
was (DYM 62).
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman