Worst Jokes Ever

Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!

What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy on afterwards.

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?

Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.

🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I hate you.

I hate you who?

You hate me?? Rude!

My gamer tag is TheBigAut.

What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

They both make noise when you throw them.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.

What is Stephen Hawking's best side?

The left.

I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.

Alya is so retarded.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.

Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.