Worst Jokes Ever
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Haha, you just saw sex!
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
U die from robot bite.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Why is this a category?