Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Man 1: Knock knock.

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: Ice.

Man 2: Ice who?

Man 1: I crushed your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.