Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.
Worst Jokes Ever
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
A condom!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: ðŸ˜
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu!
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.