Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
Big (DYM 78).
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.