Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?

A flower gets picked.

I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.

Snapchat- any.bry05

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

Snapchat: @colin_green21

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.

I'm pregnant.

penis.

I like penis.

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?

Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

A. Because it has a silent pee.

Hi hi hi.

I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.

You are adopted.

No cap. No one loves you.

Bye.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Chat anyone??? I'm sooooooooooooo bored.

She (DYM 110)

Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?

Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.