Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Little Johnny is a trucker. He stops at a bar. Johnny sees a sign that says, "Hamburgers for two dollars, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars." He walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" She replies, "Yes, that's me." Johnny says, "Well, can you wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger?"
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.