Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
All (DYM 93).
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
