OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Worst Jokes Ever
I killed myself, then woke up.
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
Okay Air Attack Productions... Beat This-Falling-By watersharky Productions and TD.
My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya, Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love, Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up, Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up, Now you the one that I'm calling, Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking, I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya, Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough, Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya, Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya, Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, I'll never give my all again, 'Cause I'm sick of falling down, When I open up and give my trust, They find a way to break it down, Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
Man, Uranus is so big!
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-
"I like ya cut, G."
rocked (DYM 136)
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Kroll es heterosexual.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
