Worst Jokes Ever
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
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Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Like this.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
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What's long and black? The line at KFC.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.