You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Worst Jokes Ever
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
