Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
I'm a gay.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
No joking.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)