Worst Jokes Ever
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!