A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Someday you'll go far.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
Your face makes onions cry.
