Worst Jokes Ever
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
I ate my mom.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?