Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
How did the chicken š feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats donāt hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You donāt understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats arenāt venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"Iām Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
I am a joke.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.