Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do lions š¦ like their steak?
"Roar!"
What do robots š¤ shave with?
Laser blades!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Bisexuals arenāt gay.
Bisexuals arenāt straight.
Theyāre graight! š
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
