Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Who am I?
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.