Worst Jokes Ever
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
Leave a like if you LOL at this joke!
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.