Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

Teacher: I am an orphan.

Students: Oof.

Teacher: Is there anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.

What is the biggest lie ever?

"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."

Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!

Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?

They don't have a home to run to.

Why do orphans hate dodgeball?

No one misses them.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

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What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

An iPhone has a button to go home.

What movie do orphans hate? "Home."

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can't find home.

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