Worst Jokes Ever
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Suck!
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
They are delicious.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I farted.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."