Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I'm an orphan, lol.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
School.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
