Worst Jokes Ever
Not funny, guys!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Your mum has balls.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.