Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
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