Worst Jokes Ever
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Kingly discussion?
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.