Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Their dad never came with the milk.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?

Because she has to get on her knees.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."