Worst Jokes Ever
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Big Dik