If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
300? You are a 3.0.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
