Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
2 times 4 equals 18?
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
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Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.