Worst Jokes Ever

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?

Your hairline.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.

What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?

Homecoming.

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.