Worst Jokes Ever
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
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