Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Worst Jokes Ever
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Ethan Fennel
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
