Worst Jokes Ever
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒