Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...