What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Worst Jokes Ever
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Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Balls maker.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
His gay ass dad.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
He pimples?
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
