Worst Jokes Ever
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.