Worst Jokes Ever

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Naruto solos.

Goku solos.

Ichigo solos.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Mary."

"Mary who?"

"Marry me!"

This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Your mom.

Your dad!

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!