Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!