Worst Jokes Ever

Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.

"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."

Kylin fucks his sister.

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

Why can't Americans play chess...

Because they lost 2 towers.

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

How much does a chimney cost?

It's free cause it's on the house.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Do emos eat...

Happy meals?

My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

Hi... I'm depressed.

When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.

Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA