Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?

The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.

It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.

What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?

*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"