Worst Jokes Ever
Can emos eat happy meals?
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
U can vent here idc.
kiibati orojo?
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.