Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
U can vent here idc.
kiibati orojo?
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.