Worst Jokes Ever
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."