badminton: your breath is so BAD that you have to take a MINT before you go ON fortnite
by john rizk
your a copycat from ballarat you smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
song by john rizk
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
Can a orphan child arrested for vandalism or will the officers ask for there parents to talk to
What happens when you work in the twin towers. It connects to airplane wifi
How does a computer spell Autocorrect
7 eleven 8 eleven 9/11
This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!!
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
I saw a emo orphan by a tree and I was going to give it a high-five but instead I just let it hang.➰
What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. You racist fuck
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F -Subscribe to LowkeyNel💓🌈 on yt please
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on. You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it. Bitch!
Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd “oh Shit thats my phone number!!!”
Not funny guys!
Will Smith slapped your hair line to space
Why do orphans read bl or gl?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy
