Worst Jokes Ever
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.
Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.
Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?
Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.
Police: ... Child: 😊
Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
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A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Can emos eat happy meals?
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.