Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Abortion is beautiful.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
