Worst Jokes Ever
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.