Worst Jokes Ever
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.