Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.