Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.