Worst Jokes Ever
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
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Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Pants!
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.