I was on an orphans website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page
When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick she said we are family... even though you're bigger than me.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear,"hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges. A few moments later, the penguin asks,"hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says,"hey, can you pass the rubber ducky."
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says,"What do you think I am? a radio?!?"
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c–
MOO!
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO 69 FOLLOWERS
why cant you run with pencil in the hallway : cuz to many people got killed
there are two types of people, avoid them both
Why can’t orphans play softball? They can’t find home
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
Whats the Diffrence between School and Hell?
There is no diffrence.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Why does Peter Pan always fly
Cause he neverlands
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1s thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said “what happened to all the parents?” She sounded so confused so i told her “its only yours kid, they left you on purpose” she cried i felt bad for a second and the thought oh well time to back to my job at the orphanage
