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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Memes
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.