9 Jokes

proof that 9/11 isnt a government plot

it worked

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet

i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower

Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn

I have a pen I have an Apple um Apple pen The taliban had a plane the US had a building boom 9/11

Why did all the numbers mourn 10. Because he was in the middle of 9,11

*Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman*

What would you rate this woman?

A 7

Why?

Because 7 ate 9!

(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

Hey did you know that 9/11 won a grammy?

Yes best comedy award.

Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night

Why was 10 scared of 9?

Because 9 8 7.

what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.