9 jokes

Me: Calls 9-1-1.

Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?

Me: *hangs up*

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

Alabama.

Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.

Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?

Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.

Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...

Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?

Doctor: 9... 8... 7...

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.