Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
9 Jokes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
