9 jokes

Number

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

9/11

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Memes

Terrorist

Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.

Priest

I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.

Death

Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...

Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?

Doctor: 9... 8... 7...

Reader

Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.

Pilot

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

Water

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

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  • 9/11

    Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

    A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

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  • Number

    Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.

    What would you rate this woman?

    A 7.

    Why?

    Because 7 ate 9!