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Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Memes
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.