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My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?