9 Jokes

Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

My Great Grandfather died in 9/11

He was an Amazing Pilot

I was going to tell a 9 11 joke but it was really plane

Did you know there was a record for quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds

the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Six was scared of seven because 789 so why was 10 scared because he was caught between 9/11

How many times does 42 go into 9? Get in the van to find out.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?" Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.

whats 9+10? 21

A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry