9 jokes

Test

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

Birth

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

Victim

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

Memes

9/11

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

Sleep

An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.

9/11

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

Kamikaze

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Victim

Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.

9/11

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

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  • Kobe Bryant

    Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

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