What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
9 Jokes
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Whatβs a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
