9 jokes
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.