9 jokes

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

I rate you a 9/11.

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.

I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

My dad died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot I ever knew.

An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.