9 jokes
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.