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I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
HOLD UP
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.