9 jokes
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
I rate you a 9/11.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
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I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.