9 jokes

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

I rate you a 9/11.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.

An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.

My dad died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot I ever knew.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!