9 jokes
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.