9 jokes
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.