9 jokes

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.

Roses are red, violets are violet.

My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Me: Wanna play 9/11?

Friend: What's that?

Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.