9 jokes
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
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What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
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I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
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Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.