9 jokes

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?

"Call 911!"

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.

Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?

What's the square root of your dead?

9/11.

Who are the fastest readers in history?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.

Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?

Because they can’t even.

Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.