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9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Memes
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.