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My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!