9 jokes

Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.

Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.