9 jokes
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣