9 Jokes

9/11

Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?

Subway

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

Victim

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.

Pilot

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

9/11

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

9/11

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Number

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Victim

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

9/11

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in history?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.