What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
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Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
