9 jokes

Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?

Add the "S."

7-Eleven

8-Eleven

9/11

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

9/11 Joke?

Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

What does 9 and 36 add up to?

A life in prison.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"