A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
9 Jokes
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
9/11
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
