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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

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    • Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.

    Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

    Bryce: What?

    Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

    P.S. I'm a girl.

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

    Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.

    Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?

    Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

    These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

    It was 9/11 all over again.

    So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.

    How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

    Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!