7 jokes

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.