7 jokes
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.