7 jokes
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Why is 6 scared of 7?
2+2=7
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Once I was 7.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.