5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
7 Jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.
The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
