69 Jokes

Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS

when you’re 34, it’ll be 420 months before u turn 69 yrs old

Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?

Because at 69 they blow a rod

When ur born on 4/20/69

Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless

6 looks like someone facing up 9 looks like someone facing down 69 looks like 2 people sucking each others dicks.

New skin unlocked: Blood splatter! (Obtained by running over 69 children)

if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me

youre mom #69

Teacher: tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0

Student: 69 gay = xxx

Teacher: you're out !!!

Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*

😂😂😂😂

"Dad what is 69?" asks son Dad: Well son, it a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally. Son: So what shall I write? Odd or even.

I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole

What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?

You only see one asshole in 69

I used to work for a company called 69, my friend took over my position.

how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb. well there is 69 in my basement and its still dark

Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.