69 jokes
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
Your mom #69.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
69, 420, 21.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.