New 69 Jokes

What comes after 69?

Period.

Been learning Chinese...

69 is too-can-chew.

What number is better than 69?

88 'cause you get ate twice.

69.

(6x9)+6+9=69

Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

When you're born on 4/20/69...

When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

How fast is the speed of sex?

68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.

This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

What's 68+1? 69. Nice!

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.