69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
What's 68+1=69 NICE
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Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
I went to the super market one day and i saw a cEAsor salad for 69 dollars next minute someone comes up to me and says CAESOR DEEZ NUTZ
I have a short TRUE story of how i found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend. when my brother was 12-13 years, he fucked his best friend and i saw it. i was like 4-5 years UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. all i heard was "ahh" and "mmm". the only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". i was so traumatized that i told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "he's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT.. NO YOU DUMBASS. he was playing the game "SEX". more like "GAY SEX". I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that i heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend! i actually got so curious, i opened the door and saw then doing "69". i was blank white after i saw it. i will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it. (just a btw i still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..) (he ain't no virgin not more i guess lmfao.)
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This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes
mrs.mallaras boobs where (69) pounds she said that was to to to much(69222) so she went to 51st street (6922251) to visit doctor x (6922251 x) and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8) she ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
i only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes
Why is 69 annoying me oh its tati.
ur mum geiy 69 dinner42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch
Why did the rapist not get sentenced ?
Because rule 69 said so🤣🤣
"can we do 69" "how about we do the 9/11 since we will crash together."
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Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."