Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Saw (DYM 69).
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.
Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).
She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
