60+ Best 69 Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Rapist

15 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

Why did the rapist not get sentenced?

Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣

Number

oliver · 3 years ago

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

Mr Bean

100 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

mr bean is that you

A meme featuring an image of Mr. Bean's face on a Pokemon card. The card includes the text "Weird face Lv.69", "100 HP", "BASIC", "Weird face attack. This creepy guy attack stares at you with a creepy face. After a minute of staring, you become paralyzed", "Laser eyes", "80", "This creepy guy shoots a powerful laser from his creepy staring eyes.", "Justin Bieber is demented!!!", "Ilus, By John Li", "-fake card-".

Addison Banks

Jorden Calerendiá · 4 years ago

Addison Banks age (8).

Addison Banks age (21).

Addison Banks age (69).

BLAH.

Post

Mr. bruh XD · 3 years ago

Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang

Heh

1 view · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!

9/11

1 view · oliver · 3 years ago

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

Neighbor

176 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Comic

22 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

Charmander

10 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

when charmander gets old

The image shows a Pokemon card featuring Charmander with glasses and an angry expression. The card also shows the name "Burnie," "Granpda/Fire Pokemon," and the attack "Yuge Fireball", accompanied by the text "Makes you #FeeltheBern." There is also information about weakness, resistance, and retreat cost on the card. It ends with "I luv U alex".

Sheet Music

9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A sheet music with a number 69 and the phrase "With force" next to it. The musical notation has the word 'oh' above one of the bars and 'ff' below.

Anime

7 views · C A S N O V A · 3 years ago

BRO I CANT-

Florida Man

30 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."

Face

29 views · ohio nugget · 3 years ago

justin bever be like in ohio

A pokemon card featuring a picture of Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean with bulging eyes. The card is labeled "Weird face Lv.69" with 100 HP and Basic. The attack is called "Weird face attack" which paralyzes you after a minute of staring. A second attack is named "Laser eyes" which shoots a powerful laser. The text also says: "Justin Bieber is demented!!!" The card is illustrated by John Li.

Number

6 views · mal · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".

Number

6 views · blach66 · 2 years ago

The image consists of three panels. In the first panel, blue Among Us character asks, "What number is between 12 and 13?" Orange and green characters are visible next to blue character. In the second panel, orange and green character respond with “69”, while red character responds with "PURPLE". In the third panel, we see the blue character with a red character ejected into space saying "IT'S 69, I KNOW NOW. IS 69. 69 69. Forgive me. Blue, can you delete my search history?"

Troll

2 views · The Unknown King of Moderation · 1 year ago

Trolls^2

The image shows twelve drawings of different trolls with horns, each displaying a distinct facial expression. They are arranged in a four by three grid. Each troll has a symbol of the zodiac underneath it.

Record

3 views · ADHD autist · 2 years ago

What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!

A printed paper with a sudoku grid and a digital interface printed on it as well. The grid is filled with numbers. The difficulty level is labeled as 'Evil', and the mistake count is 2 out of 3. The digital interface shows buttons for 'Undo,' 'Erase,' 'Notes,' and 'Hint,' as well as number buttons from 1 to 9. There is also a button labeled 'New Game'.

Grandmother

5 views · RapBoat · 1 year ago

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

Temperature

5 views · Wade · 2 years ago

69

The image shows a three-panel meme. The top and bottom panels feature Beavis and Butt-Head, with the top panel showing them sitting and laughing with the text "[laughing]" below them, and the bottom panel showing them laughing harder with the text "[laughing harder]" below them. The middle panel shows a weather app with the temperature reading 69° F, with 71° F as the high, 42° F as the low, and the text "Sunny" and "RealFeel 73°" below it.

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When your phone is at 69 percent:💀🔫

deez man

Poll · 2 years ago

61 6e 64 20 73 6f 20 69 20 73 74 61 72 74 20 6f 6e 65 20 6d 6f 72 65 20 69 66 20 75 20 63 61 6e 20 72 65 61 64 20 74 68 69 73 20 67 6f 6f 64 20 6a 6f 62 20 6d 6f 72 65 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 62 65 20 6f 75 74 20 73 6f 6f 6e

can u read it?

Anonymous

Haha Jake has 69 followers