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What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

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GTA VI

A two-panel image of a man with two different facial expressions. The left panel has the text "GTA VI trailer drops" above a picture of the man laughing. The right panel has the text "Coming in 2025" above a picture of the same man looking serious and unhappy.

Date

A still from a movie with text overlayed on top. The text reads, "Dating in 2025 be like. Me: "Sorry I put it in the wrong hol3." My date: "That's ok. It's the only hol3 I have." The still shows a man who looks sad.

Cybertruck

The image shows a damaged Tesla Cybertruck with a 'Worst Vehicle' award seal on the right. Text on the image says "2025 Worst Vehicle National Association of Terrorist Car Bombers". Below the image, there is text saying, "Tesla Cybertruck Voted 'Worst Vehicle' By National Association Of Terrorist Car Bombers. Following its poor performance in the attack outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas this week, the Tesla Cybertruck was unanimously voted Worst Vehicle."

Batman

The image shows a grid of eight images, each depicting Batman from different movies released over the years. The images are arranged chronologically, with release years indicated below each photo: 1966, 1989, 1995, 1997, 2008, 2016, 2022, and 2025. As the years progress, the Batman depictions become increasingly darker and more serious in tone.

Leader

A screenshot of a social media exchange under the question "US recession in 2025?" One user accuses Trump of being a traitor, another asks why they haven't made any bets. The user replies that they are from North Korea where gambling is forbidden. Another user then says that because of that user's comment about their "supreme leader", the user will be executed.

Market

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

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Fishing Rod

An online product review for a fishing rod and reel. The reviewer, 'GAYSEXMASTER', gives it a 3.5 out of 5-star rating, stating 'I feel like I got my money's worth'. The review, dated June 20, 2025, from the United States, details the product as a 'Fishing rod+reel (No Lures & Line)' with a size of '2.1M 6.89FT' and 'Ambidextrous' hand orientation. The reviewer notes the reel is good but the rod is not great, as it doesn't collapse easily after casts and suggests using WD40 on the 'mating surfaces'. They also mention the rod is stiff, suitable for catfish/carp but not smaller finesse lures.

Asteroid

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

History

Shitpost-master general

A timeline showing important events. The timeline begins 'Long ago' on the left and ends with '2025' on the right. Events include: the wheel, a picture of basketball player LeBron James labeled 'the bron', an air fryer, fire, and femboys.

Artificial Intelligence

A social media post showing a hypothetical scenario set in 2031, where a soldier is dying on the streets of Taoyuan, Taiwan, after being hit by PLA shrapnel. An AI named "Ani no Senshi" appears in the soldier's HUD, informing them their death will be "87% more honorable than average." Below this text is an image of an anime girl in military gear with tears in her eyes, seen through a HUD display, with a ruined cityscape in the background. Beneath the image is a screenshot of a tweet from "Disclose.tv" reporting that the "U.S. DoD awards xAI and Grok a $200 million contract to 'modernize' the Defense Department," posted on July 14, 2025.

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