2025 jokes
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
We (DYM 25).
Later (DYM 125)
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Even my school is making the jokes lmao
Community talk
Who's ready to see how shitty 2026 is! Not me :D cuz 2025 was a pain in the ass, A close friend dear to me had abandoned me because of their lover, legal guardians finding out about my crave to fulfill by holding the blade
2025 went by WAY too fast
"Why do they all have their shirts off? That's a lot of naked guys" -My Brother, 4/17/2025