2025 jokes

I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.

"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.

"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?