
2025 jokes
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.
Community talk
Who's ready to see how shitty 2026 is! Not me :D cuz 2025 was a pain in the ass, A close friend dear to me had abandoned me because of their lover, legal guardians finding out about my crave to fulfill by holding the blade
2025 went by WAY too fast
"Why do they all have their shirts off? That's a lot of naked guys" -My Brother, 4/17/2025












