10 jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.