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[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"

[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0

Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."