Copyright jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!

Plagiarism!

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).