What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
