Copyright jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!

Plagiarism!

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?