Copyright jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!

Plagiarism!

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I invented a new word today.

Plagiarism.

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.