જ⁀➴ﾒ𝟶ﾒ𝟶ᯓᡣ𐭩 jokes
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
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Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
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My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.