Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Woman

When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.

Cat

An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.

“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.

“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.

Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.

Anxiety

My anxiety has anxiety.

Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?

A. A police officer.

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  • Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

    Catholic

    What is the best Catholic dating app?

    Grinder.

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  • Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.

    Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?

    He killed his mom and then fucked her.

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  • Incest

    My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!

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  • Twin Towers

    The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.