Why cant orphans play baseball cause theres no home.
What is the diffrence between a apple tray and a orphan the apples get picked.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes
My Father touched me yesterday i called him a priest
My Emo Friend was coming over to my house, When He got there He said “Got a Rope?” I asked why and he said “I want to make a Swing.”
What Does a Deaf Person And an Orphan have in common, Neither of them can hear their parents
What kind of tea is hard to swallow??
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek…? You crack me up.
Yo mama so fat she fell of both sides of the bed
You are so fat you are fatter than the fattest
You are a fat pig
You are so cat
You are so dumb
I was going to tell an asain joke but it’s to Wong
You are so blind even a spider can see better than you
You got a pig head
Your head is so small even a fly could eat it