Worst Jokes Ever

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.