Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?” The bartender says, “No, only women.” The man then leaves.

Friend 1: *turns off lights* Friend 2: *is there with us* Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"

I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women

He said the ATM outside

What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.

Today in 3rd grade english the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take ur clothes off?" Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "you can't ask that." The english teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired." Finally Little Tim raises his hand, "the shower ma'am." The english teacher clapped her hands, "good job Tim and as for you Elsa you do not have the body for that."

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck

My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"