Worst Jokes Ever

your mum

Why cant orphans play baseball cause theres no home.

What is the diffrence between a apple tray and a orphan the apples get picked.

ur mom

My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake

Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes

My Father touched me yesterday i called him a priest

My Emo Friend was coming over to my house, When He got there He said “Got a Rope?” I asked why and he said “I want to make a Swing.”

What Does a Deaf Person And an Orphan have in common, Neither of them can hear their parents

What kind of tea is hard to swallow??

Reality.

What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek…? You crack me up.

Yo mama so fat she fell of both sides of the bed

You are so fat you are fatter than the fattest

You are a fat pig

You are so cat

You are so dumb

I was going to tell an asain joke but it’s to Wong

You are so blind even a spider can see better than you

You got a pig head

Your head is so small even a fly could eat it