Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.