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I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
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Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why is Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers
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What is mexico's favourite sport? Cross country
I was walking down main street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair
