Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.