Why can’t Chinese people play cricket... Because they ate all the bats
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock !
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
What is red and white and goes 200 mph A baby in a blender.
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What do u call a gay drive by a fruit roll up
What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pizza but all that got was plane
pepole in 1912: titanic is unstopable even god coudlnt sink this ship. god: bet where is my icebergs
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
Have you ever had sex camping ⛺
It's inTENTS
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my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why do orphans like to play gta?
Because its the only time they are wanted
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