My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in Trouble?" Kid named Teacher:
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted
Ching chang chong
Now its time to make fun of aisans. What do you call an aisan eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O
A wife was cleaning 12-year-old son’s bedroom When she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags, she asked her husband, “what do we do?” The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
You learn from mistakes! That's why you're an only child!
me...
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on mother's day....
when I see the little brother in a video get everything i try t and get grounded ;-;
my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
me after i watch a brother and sister do it me sister lets do it ;-;
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
im 50% human so that 50% stupid is 100% u
everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege
