Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
why is 10 scared of 11 and 9.. because he's in the middle of 9/11
What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls
What is long and the line is black? the line at KFC
A kid asks trump: Kid: 'where are the confidential files?' Trump: 'there they are bud!'
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
chuck norris doesn't breathe. he holds air hostage
why does everyone call me racist?
my shadow is black
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
what does math and me on p-hub have in common
they are both hard
what movie does an orphan hate?
spider man far from home
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben
