Worst Jokes Ever
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"