Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
I still remember my granddads last words,
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What is the oldest animal in the world 🌎?
A zebra 🦓- it is black and white.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Whats black white and red all over
Lossvagus school shooting
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Zebra couldn't find any grass then he saw the monkey cooking he thought to steal a little but he was burned in the fore and th smoke was all over him but when he to the ocean it's still there and zebras are stuck in this stile forever
http://zebrahumor.wordpress.com has more zebra jokes.
