Zebra jokes

Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.

I still remember my granddad's last words,

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

What is the oldest animal in the world?

A zebra—it is black and white.

What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!

Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,

Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.

What's black, white, and red all over?

Lossvagus school shooting.

What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?

Walkers.

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

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