Zebra jokes
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get it's stripes.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
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Community talk
When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more