Zebra jokes
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
If I cut my wrist, am I a zebra or a tiger?
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What is black and white and red all over? JFK
Community talk
When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more