Youth jokes
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."