Youth jokes
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.