Youth Jokes

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

What happens to Emos when they go up?

They never come down.

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.

What did one emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

One has a functioning neck.

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

Later!

A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.

Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.

That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.