Youth jokes

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What did one emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

What happens to Emos when they go up?

They never come down.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

One has a functioning neck.

Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

Later!

I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.

Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(