Youth jokes
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
Emos love jumping for joy.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.