I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.
Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.
That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
